Rules for hosting at NeoReality.
A little known fact of NeoReality is
that Lucas is actually the CEO. In a brief meeting this morning, Lucas said something like
"Marty, I play crash with you - wanna be Batman car?" which I interpreted to
mean he was instructing me to post our official hosting rules
for the general public to view. Obviously, only a small elite group of people are even
considered for hosting on our kick ass servers (can you say multiple T3's?) but apparently
Lucas feels it necessary to share the hosting rules so you all know what Freezer and
friends have to follow. (Hint: these are not even close to being real rules... hehehe...)
- ZapMan 8:50pm EST
Antimatter taken hostage.
In a masterful covert operation planned
by Lucas and Kasey the dog, ZapMan and Frag God have been able to capture agent Antimatter
as he quite innocently showed up in Florida for a computer conference later this month. He
is being held in a small dark room under Jazzman-X's house, being made to
"pleasure" Kasey and being made to listen to Lucas practicing his ABC's over and
over again. Antimatter is being starved until tomorrow morning, when we will feed him raw
steak all day, along with steroid boosters, in anticipation of the much-publicized bout
with Freezer. WC officials have declined Pay-Per-View's multiple offers to broadcast the
fight, which are reported to be in the billions of dollars, citing ethical issues and some
minor problems obtaining rights from Hooters. - ZapMan
8:50pm EST
Jazzman-X notes...
Starting today I will have a password
setup on our server. The password is "crew". Now you may be laughing saying
"Well that's real good...". Hehee, well the reason for this is for right now I
want our server to be for clan use in regards to practice more than just random playing of
gamers. If you want to go play with a bunch of fools you can go to any other server on our
servers page. If you want to go practice some trick, or practice with clan members...then
use our server.
Our server is really for practice and matches. The
reason I went ahead and put the password up here is that I invite anyone who visits our
page to come in and play whenever they want also (be careful of your conduct if you do
decide to come in, dumbass behavior will not be tolerated- Consider this a private club
that you have a trial membership to if you come in.). If any of you clan members or
non-members has a friend or someone you know...go ahead and give them the password too.
Hell, I dont mind that..I just think we need to lay off of the open public server for at
least a little while. If any of you have any comments...as usual stuff them up your
a....ummm I mean let me know, hehe. - Jazzman-X
12:15pm EST
The Legend Continues...
I wouldn't worry about the Decaying
ex-Leaders too much... Whatever Einstein stole the page from our site expertly deleted the
part that ran the script to submit the results to an email, but didn't replace it with
their own script. Probably they just saw that it included 'neoreality.com' in the line, and
decided to remove the 'evidence' of their theft, but then couldn't figure out what to
replace it with. So now, not only can you NOT scroll to the bottom
of the page on their site to hit the Submit button, if you DID somehow
manage to click it, all the stuff you typed in wouldn't go anywhere. So
much for that stroke of genius... They'd be better off just having it link to OUR
challenge page and then ask us to forward any of the people who wanted to challenge them
or something... :)
I know that at least one person from their clan
checks this site occasionally, so hopefully they'll get a clue from reading our rantings
and fix up their site a bit. And maybe learn some HTML before trying to jump into
web-godliness. Well I think Freezer's plea for professionalism in everything is a
little bit more than what's necessary. I think that we got more B.S. from any single
one of the people in their clan who came to our server than from everybody else in our
clan put together. All that really needs to be said is don't act like a retard like
they were. Even I got pissed off at these guys, which is pretty rare for me while
playing Quake, but the soap-opera crap should be over now. Now I'm going to start
preparing props for the arm-wrestling showdown between Freezer and Antimatter at the clan
meeting. Does anybody have any of those little Klingon blades that stand up on the
tables?
- FRaG GoD 5:12pm EST
P.S. Did you know that when you run
"Klingon" through the spell checker, the first thing it suggests is
"Clinton"... Coincidence? I think not...
- FRaG GoD 5:13pm EST
Jazzman-X Random Rants...[Ques. of the day- "Do I have to plug in the
phone cord..." ]
Well a couple of things I want to touch
on today.
- First, in regards to the matters below that Freezer has talked about I really do not want
to make any comments. The only thing I will say is I am not quite as upset as Freezer
seems to be. This type of thing happens a lot. It just shows the ability of the person
doing it in whether they can take something and change it to make it better or just
blatantly rip it off...
-Second, I am somewhat upset at the total drop off of Viking Mod development. They
have not updated the site since June 22nd and I even checked out Sgt. D's Sod.net site and
he makes no mention of it there. It seems that Viking may have reached it's limit perhaps
(I hope I am wrong). I will probably start going around over the next week looking at
other server admin. type programs that support CTF and any other things we may like. I
will most likely bring this up at the party on Thursday also. If any of you have any
recommendations let me know.
-Third, a few things I have been doing and am about to do... My most recent Gamer's Digest
submission is front page news over at the site (Diablo 2 preview)... Frag God, Zapman and myself are all going to Siggraph 98 in Orlando Florida on the 21st and 22nd of this month (Antimatter will also be there). I
plan on taking pictures and getting every freebie under the sun. I will be doing reports
both here and on Gamer's Digest after the trip....The clan party is but 2 days away,
to all of you coming make sure you bring your favorite shades or props for pics (no
Freezer leave you fake poop at home, hehe)... - Jazzman-X 2:15pm EST
Freezer on ignorance...
I really shouldn't even say anything
about the recent plagiarism of our site but I have to and if you worked on any of the
pages on this site you'd truly understand this. Me, Jazzman, FRaG God, and Zap Man
have busted our butts trying to make this site a premiere website for our members. I
truly can't understand the motive behind plagiarizing some of our work and calling it your
own. Maybe it has something to do with ignorance, like they don't know that what
they did is grounds for a lawsuit, or just copying someone's stuff in general is wrong.
I guess that's how the children in California get through school.
I was always taught that stealing from another is wrong, they can make claims to the fact
that they think that their challenge page is theirs but I find it hard to believe that my
thoughts are the same as theirs. I do not have a super mental power that can
transmit my thoughts across the entire country to just a select bunch of people, if I did
I'd be in a freak show. If you choose to look at the source of their challenge page,
then look at our source for our challenge page, you'd see what is a glaring,
obvious example of what I mean.
They call themselves a "professional Quake Clan" but real professionals create
their own ideas, not steal them from other people. As a business professional
myself, I feel that I must do what ever is necessary to stop this ignorance before it
breeds more of our creativeness copied onto other sites.
Notice how I have not mentioned the perpetrators of this crime, and that is how it should
be and always will be. We (the leaders of the Wrecking Crew) will always show this
kind of professionalism now and in the future. We ignore problems and they go away,
just like our original problem with another unmentionable group of ignorance. I ask
all of our members to show this kind of professionalism in everything you do and
say on other sites, servers, and in your daily lives. We do not wish to baby-sit any
more nor will we start in the future. I hate being long winded but this is something
that I cannot ignore and cannot allow to happen. What's next our news page? Our
links? What? Ignorance shall stop here. - Freezer
1:53am EST
Jazzman-X notes...
Just wanted to comment on a few things
and let you guys know some of what I have been up to the last few days. First of all in
the matters of what Frag God has been talking about.. I find it very humorous.However,
I do not wish to talk about or mention their names at all.
My latest Gamer's
Digest stuff: I just recently posted my review
of Forsaken on GD. Check it out if you haven't already. I am going to try and put
the new level for CTF on the server today. I have been busy as hell and keep forgetting. - Jazzman-X 12:15pm EST
Clan party info
Damn, I don't update for like 3 days
and you guys go wacky!! hehe. Well here is the latest... Casey (the dog) will not be
coming to the party. In a one on one interview I asked him a few questions. Here is a
portion of that interview:
Jazz: What is your best fighting move or tactic?
Casey: Teeth. That's all I need.
Jazz: Are you scared of maybe someone being bigger
that you and pouncing on you?
Casey: Hell no. I'll bite big butt's just like little ones.
Jazz: Anything else you want to say?
Casey: I would join the WC Clan but I have trouble using the keyboard without chewing on
it.
Also Lucas will not be showing. He said "I want
Icepops.." and then just went and started watching Jungle Book. Guess that means he
is not interested.
- Jazzman-X 10:45am EST
A tribute to bad programming...
Awww hell... Freezer figured out how to
archive the old news updates? Time to redesign the site again... heheh
Well I've been out of web world for a few days, had
to do some stuff in the Real World. Windoze NT is Blue-Screening me
more often now, so I'll probably be reinstalling it on schedule. (Everyone using
Windows version greater than 3.11 should be reinstalling their operating system at least
once every 6 months... Microsoft suggests this) It's quite weird the way it
craps out in a completely different way than Win95 did. It never recognized my sound
card driver properly, and so every once in a while it will give me a blue screen because
of sb16drv.dll for no reason. The odd thing is, it does it at the
most ridiculous times, and never twice while doing the same thing. Does it crash
while playing Quake, which plays sounds constantly for hours at a time? NO. Does it
crash while playing MP3's which require a large amount of CPU time to play? NO.
It crashes when its playing the little doodleydoodle wav when a menu box pops up
(from the Robots sound scheme) or the little click sound it makes when a dialog box closes
or some other stupidly ridiculous time when it's not overloaded on RAM or CPU...
There, I feel better now. I've made my problem
your problem by making all of you read about it. Now that everyone is annoyed by my
computer crashing, I can rest a little easier.
Also, anyone who has any cool little sounds that you
think would be cool to have as a radio sound on the server, send em to me. And if
you think of any sounds that would be useful to have, but don't actually have any wav file
that says it, send me an email with what you have in mind and we'll make them ourselves.
Like if you're playing and you think to yourself that it would be useful to
have a voice saying "Enemy entering through tunnel!", or something like that,
then write it down and send it in. Oh, and if you're going to send more than like
500k at once, send me an email ahead of time saying so!
Oh and yes, I'd like to see how many drunk guys it
takes to beat up that dog too... heheh From what I've seen, Lucas (Jazzman Jr.) has
been warming him up for the big fight for the last week or so... and all he got was a
little scratch on him!
- FRaG GoD 2:20am EST
The Limits of the Lame extend to no end...
OK, I know I've written a lot for one
day, but when I checked this out, I just had to put it up:
If you go and check out the Dead
President's clan site and go to their WAR?
page, you will see that it looks REMARKABLY SIMILAR to OUR
Challenge page... In fact, it is exactly the same as ours, except for a few slight
changes. They got rid of the colors and made it all black and white to match the
rest of their site, they shrunk the size of the table a little bit, and they added a line
to make it play that OUTSTANDING background music, but everything else is CUT & PASTE
right off our site...
Now I went and looked at the dates the files were
made, and found out that their Challenge page was put up only 3 (THREE!) days after the dpwhoops.html
was made. If you remember, dpwhoops.html was a page dedicated to
how Abe [DP] was a god compared to us and his proof, which was a half-meg
picture showing the whole console history of a particular level. That page was last
modified on 06/23/98 (I still have it in my cache, it's been moved/deleted now), and their
Challenge page was put up on 06/26/98.
(I made it a separate link because these mental midgets made it so that you cannot see the
whole Challenge page or even get to the Submit button with their whacked frames, at least
not in IE3)
OUR Challenge page, was last modified almost a month
before, at 06/04/98. It was one of the last pages to be converted to the new look,
and it looks like all the other pages on our site. On their site, their Challenge
(WAR?) page stands out from the rest of the pages because none of the other ones are in
boxes like that. You can also see the 3D box effect (using IE) is messed up because
they changed the colors around and it only works with certain combinations of colors.
I used to think these guys were just stupid, but
I've changed my mind. I have to personally salute them on their mental abilities.
There they were, in a violent rage over being insulted by lesser Quake2 players...
having beaten lower life forms and been accused of cheating... they attempt to defend
their sacred honor against these horrible Wrecking Crew savages... sending hate mail to
our members and putting up anti-WC propaganda on their personal pages... harassing us 24
hours a day on our server to fight a clan match against them... changing IP addresses
after they were banned to try and insult us as other people.... and they STILL have the
clarity of mind to go and steal a page off our web site and add it to their own....
It takes a very unique kind person to be
able to do that... The kind of person who either:
1) doesn't understand the stupidity of what they're doing or
2) has absolutely no concept of shame or embarrassment
In fact their particular brand of uniqueness
is so strong, I can feel myself getting dumber just by TALKING about them... Let's
just hope they don't learn how to breed...
- FRaG
GoD 5:47am EST
Hacking and Slashing...
Well notice something missing? I
archived the rest of June so if you need to see something old..don't cry, click on
previous news down below. - Freezer
11:45pm EST
Interesting Reading
Just browsing around and found a tasty
little morsel or information regarding general CTF tactics. Most of you who tread
the sites probably have seen this but if you haven't check out Death by Impalement. It has
some very cool tactics for base guarding and flag running (uhh this is what I was supposed
to email everyone with..oops) read on people.. - Freezer
11:26pm EST
PARTY TIME PT. 3...
BIG ASS dog? Oh yeah bring it all
on..yeah and your cats too. Damn been training for the "shooter at
Hooters" and man..I just can't wait. First prize should be a booby prize..don't
you think?..hehe. - Freezer
11:24pm EST
PARTY TIME... Fight?
I don't know Freezer, Jazz is looking
after Casey (spelling?) the dog right now. Damn that is a BIG ASS dog. I'm sure the kid
will insist on him coming if they bring him, and I know you're a big guy and everything,
but trust me, this is a BIG ASS dog, and he will get very protective of the child... Hmm,
now I'm almost hoping this is going to happen, I just want to see it.... hehe... - ZapMan 3:34am EST
PARTY TIME...
All I have to say is...I PITY THE
SMALLEST PERSON TO SHOW... yeah you thought we were joking, hmm..well Jazz don't bring
your kid or he'll get the beat down of a life time, because he'll be the smallest
there..hehehe Anyway I almost had to re-schedule the whole damn thing today.. but things
are looking like they won't change..for now.. - Freezer
2:16am EST
GD Banner and stuff...
Well I don't know if we should allow
such propaganda to be displayed so prominently. We may have to charge a fee for the
space on our site..what do you think Martin..Greg can kick back some of the money he
spends.hehehe. Anyway the banner looks good and what the hell maybe Jazz will
mention us in there somewhere..(hint) and if you haven't gone and read the page DO IT
NOW!!..yeah give Jazz feedback too, just like this..Hey the System Requirements for
the GTA review were HARD to read..Try putting black text on a gray background, what you
think we like looking at orange on gray..you know better..hehe.
- Freezer 2:12am EST
GD Banner and stuff...
Actually I am very surprised that
nobody said anything about the banner on the front page. Hehe, not that I want any heat
over it!! I made the banner for the Gamer's Digest site and I liked how it came out so I
wanted to put it somewhere. The clan page is the best place I could think of. (Martin- Can
I put it on the ERA realty sites? hehe)
Anyway, Zapman & Frag God were at my house last
night and we were all talking about how cool the 1st annual WC Party is going to be next
Thursday. We are gonna have 8 members there. That's pretty damn good. One of members all
the way from Illinois is actually going to be there (ok, so he was coming down anyway..).
It should be a lot of fun. Freezer and I plan on getting real drunk and then beating up
the smallest guy that comes...hehehe. - Jazzman-X
9:05am EST
WOW...
Wow I finally updated the news page by
myself. My mommy didn't have to hold my hand to do it. Thanks to Jazz for his
words of encouragement. If it were not for those words I would still be sitting in
my own excrement in the corner babbling something about BFG's - Freezer 12:35am EST
Q2CTF4A up in FILES section.
Last night I put the new Outlands II map up on the files page for download.
This new map should appear on the server soon. Don't worry if you have it and the
server doesn't, Quake 2 is smart enough to still use the old one. - Freezer 12:32am EST
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